Saturday, August 15, 2009
The One of the Kind Mole!
Really sorry for not updating my blog because since I am a lazy person, twitter is more hassle-free and I can tweet anytime I want. Hence I think blogger should think of ways to target lazy people and users who prefer the shortest and fastest way out.
I have the urge to blog so many times because so many things happened and I told myself I need to blog about them but because I am a lazy faggot, hence I didn't bother. Tsk.
Today, I would like to introduce to you a special friend that I know and a person whom all Mechanical Engineering Year 3 students know.
We call this guy BESTFRIEND, I do not know why my university friend named him Bestfriend but he looks more like The Mole from Happy Tree Friends .
Why do I want to blog about him? Because I find him rather special.
Special No.1 : He resembles The Mole from Happy Tree Friends. About 80% alike!
The round spectacles, the oval body shape & a round head.
Personality wise, he is as cool as The Mole!
Special No.2 : He loves to rush to the lecturer during break time
I won't call him fat even though he is -.-, but I know that everytime he rushes down to speak to the lecturer for every lectures, it was as if a herd of ostriches galloped past us. After he ran, everybody in the lecture burst out laughing ... including me. It was uncontrollable.
Special No.3 : He loves to wear the same t-shirts.
Alot of my friends are curious why he often wears the same coloured clothes.
These are his favourite coloured t-shirts. More to pale lao sai colour and he loves dull colours.
I see him wearing this same old t-shirt at least 3 times a week!
Other t-shirts that he have.
FULL STOP.
Hence this is the actual bestfriend after photoshopping and making The Mole wears the favourite colour shirt. I liquify it a little to illustrate the size of Bestfriend too.
Since he always approaches me in school and I guess I am the only female friend he talks to in school, I asked him about his dress sense.
He said that he alternates 3 t-shirts to school. These t-shirts were bought by his mum. Why only 3 t-shirts?
This is his analogy. 1 for washing, 1 for wearing, 1 to be worn the next day. He doesn't see a need to wear so many different clothes and hates to think of what clothes to wear.
Special No. 4 : He unwittingly exposes his nude underwears & sometimes present to us with a little surprise - HIS BUTT CRACK
I wonder if he knows that his pants are lose. Even if they are lose, does he watch the way he squats down or sits? Because everytime he bends in lecture, he exposes himself to the whole lecture his nude underwear. If he bends further or squats, ta daa! you will get to see his butt crack!
P.S I think I will have a sore eye soon because while searching for butt crack in google images, I saw more m18 butt cracks! butt cracks with pubic hair!!! Oh my! MY EYES!
Special No. 5 : He mixes literature and soap operas in his conversations and when you hear it, at first you will get stunned by his words because they are really bombastic and then later you burst out laughing when you told your friends about what he said.
1st example. When I saw his facebook message, I was confused by what he meant. I mean what the hell did he mention about sliced bread. Maybe I do not have a higher level of language/literature hence I know nuts about what he is trying to illustrate. I asked Isaac, Jude and other friends, they don't even know what he meant!
I tried to be funny and told him, "Glad you love bread!" hahaa! Jude said that I am a cockster! haha.
2nd example. in MSN
Me: Can you bid for HR2002?
Mole: Nope, but apparently some people can bid for it
You and I are among the less fortunate
Me: HAR! You sure anot
Mole: so says the email sent by the school
but let us not sorrow in this, comrade
but instead find what joy we can in joint misery
Me: ...
I should reply like him, something like. "Oh my! I am dazed with incomprehension, could you speak with less mouthful of English?"
I wonder why he has to speak like as if he is reading out a novel or a literature text, it is a conversation between 2 person, not an essay speaking competition!
3rd example.
Mole: How much did you pay for the textbook?
Me: $14 instead of $16 because the aunty didn't know how to count money.
Mole: Wow, so it is a one self numeric calculative error?
One self numeric calculative error = count wrongly
I mean I don't understand why he likes to stun people with these languages when actually he can just say, "oh, so the auntie counted the money wrongly?"
I told Jude, Sam, Yan Jie they all and Isaac about it and they all laughed! Next time when your friends count wrongly or you counted your money wrongly, tell them that it is a ONE SELF NUMERIC CALCULATIVE ERROR. haha, they will be stunned!
I found a joke online about bombastic words.
A group of students ask their English professors the formula for effective speaking. The professor said,
"in promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articulating superficial, sentimental and psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your extemporaneous decantations and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious veracity without rodomontade and thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pusillanimous vacuity, pestiferous profanity and similar transgressions. In other words, talk simply and don't use big words.”
HAHAH HILARIOUS! He advised the students to speak simply yet he used bombastic and lengthy words to explain his formula. In short it is just TALK SIMPLY la!
So is BESTFRIEND aka THE MOLE special? I didn't want to mention his name because he is a nice guy and helps me alot. But because of his unique personality and weird behaviour, I think I should "raise awareness" to my readers that there are people like this in the world!
I have the urge to blog so many times because so many things happened and I told myself I need to blog about them but because I am a lazy faggot, hence I didn't bother. Tsk.
Today, I would like to introduce to you a special friend that I know and a person whom all Mechanical Engineering Year 3 students know.
We call this guy BESTFRIEND, I do not know why my university friend named him Bestfriend but he looks more like The Mole from Happy Tree Friends .
Why do I want to blog about him? Because I find him rather special.
Special No.1 : He resembles The Mole from Happy Tree Friends. About 80% alike!
The round spectacles, the oval body shape & a round head.
Personality wise, he is as cool as The Mole!
Special No.2 : He loves to rush to the lecturer during break time
I won't call him fat even though he is -.-, but I know that everytime he rushes down to speak to the lecturer for every lectures, it was as if a herd of ostriches galloped past us. After he ran, everybody in the lecture burst out laughing ... including me. It was uncontrollable.
Special No.3 : He loves to wear the same t-shirts.
Alot of my friends are curious why he often wears the same coloured clothes.
These are his favourite coloured t-shirts. More to pale lao sai colour and he loves dull colours.
I see him wearing this same old t-shirt at least 3 times a week!
Other t-shirts that he have.
FULL STOP.
Hence this is the actual bestfriend after photoshopping and making The Mole wears the favourite colour shirt. I liquify it a little to illustrate the size of Bestfriend too.
Since he always approaches me in school and I guess I am the only female friend he talks to in school, I asked him about his dress sense.
He said that he alternates 3 t-shirts to school. These t-shirts were bought by his mum. Why only 3 t-shirts?
This is his analogy. 1 for washing, 1 for wearing, 1 to be worn the next day. He doesn't see a need to wear so many different clothes and hates to think of what clothes to wear.
Special No. 4 : He unwittingly exposes his nude underwears & sometimes present to us with a little surprise - HIS BUTT CRACK
I wonder if he knows that his pants are lose. Even if they are lose, does he watch the way he squats down or sits? Because everytime he bends in lecture, he exposes himself to the whole lecture his nude underwear. If he bends further or squats, ta daa! you will get to see his butt crack!
P.S I think I will have a sore eye soon because while searching for butt crack in google images, I saw more m18 butt cracks! butt cracks with pubic hair!!! Oh my! MY EYES!
Special No. 5 : He mixes literature and soap operas in his conversations and when you hear it, at first you will get stunned by his words because they are really bombastic and then later you burst out laughing when you told your friends about what he said.
1st example. When I saw his facebook message, I was confused by what he meant. I mean what the hell did he mention about sliced bread. Maybe I do not have a higher level of language/literature hence I know nuts about what he is trying to illustrate. I asked Isaac, Jude and other friends, they don't even know what he meant!
I tried to be funny and told him, "Glad you love bread!" hahaa! Jude said that I am a cockster! haha.
2nd example. in MSN
Me: Can you bid for HR2002?
Mole: Nope, but apparently some people can bid for it
You and I are among the less fortunate
Me: HAR! You sure anot
Mole: so says the email sent by the school
but let us not sorrow in this, comrade
but instead find what joy we can in joint misery
Me: ...
I should reply like him, something like. "Oh my! I am dazed with incomprehension, could you speak with less mouthful of English?"
I wonder why he has to speak like as if he is reading out a novel or a literature text, it is a conversation between 2 person, not an essay speaking competition!
3rd example.
Mole: How much did you pay for the textbook?
Me: $14 instead of $16 because the aunty didn't know how to count money.
Mole: Wow, so it is a one self numeric calculative error?
One self numeric calculative error = count wrongly
I mean I don't understand why he likes to stun people with these languages when actually he can just say, "oh, so the auntie counted the money wrongly?"
I told Jude, Sam, Yan Jie they all and Isaac about it and they all laughed! Next time when your friends count wrongly or you counted your money wrongly, tell them that it is a ONE SELF NUMERIC CALCULATIVE ERROR. haha, they will be stunned!
I found a joke online about bombastic words.
A group of students ask their English professors the formula for effective speaking. The professor said,
"in promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articulating superficial, sentimental and psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your extemporaneous decantations and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious veracity without rodomontade and thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pusillanimous vacuity, pestiferous profanity and similar transgressions. In other words, talk simply and don't use big words.”
HAHAH HILARIOUS! He advised the students to speak simply yet he used bombastic and lengthy words to explain his formula. In short it is just TALK SIMPLY la!
So is BESTFRIEND aka THE MOLE special? I didn't want to mention his name because he is a nice guy and helps me alot. But because of his unique personality and weird behaviour, I think I should "raise awareness" to my readers that there are people like this in the world!
jastubee =)) 11:56 AM.
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Youtube fanatic
Since you know that I watch at least 20 youtube videos everyday, today I would like to share some interesting and funny videos with everyone!
The slinky is so cute!
A peek into a sewage, a monster in a sewage!
You are not alone by Michael Jackson
So many fans fainted and cry because of Michael Jackson's awesome performance "Man in the Mirror"
Have been catching America's Got Talent 2009 and here are my favourites =)) Actually I love how the audience stand up to cheer for great performances in both Britain and America's Got Talent but when I think about Singapore's Got Talent, all the audience will be sitting down clapping and not cheering at all. BOO singapore...
Amazing modern magician.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf5qoJeZJCg&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALf3s872trg&feature=channel
Today I have watched about 100 over videos...pants...
http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/
The slinky is so cute!
A peek into a sewage, a monster in a sewage!
You are not alone by Michael Jackson
So many fans fainted and cry because of Michael Jackson's awesome performance "Man in the Mirror"
Have been catching America's Got Talent 2009 and here are my favourites =)) Actually I love how the audience stand up to cheer for great performances in both Britain and America's Got Talent but when I think about Singapore's Got Talent, all the audience will be sitting down clapping and not cheering at all. BOO singapore...
Amazing modern magician.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf5qoJeZJCg&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALf3s872trg&feature=channel
Today I have watched about 100 over videos...pants...
http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/
jastubee =)) 2:22 PM.
Thursday, July 02, 2009
A movie to watch in the cinema
I have been watching movies and dramas online on my laptop.
But for this particular movie that is coming soon at the end of this year, I will pay $6(student rate) to watch at the cinemas. I saw the trailer online and I love the special effects, so it will be better watching on full screen with high resolution.
-Kiam Gu siams.....
But for this particular movie that is coming soon at the end of this year, I will pay $6(student rate) to watch at the cinemas. I saw the trailer online and I love the special effects, so it will be better watching on full screen with high resolution.
-Kiam Gu siams.....
jastubee =)) 11:58 PM.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Han Hyo Joo from Shining Inheritance
Shining inheritance is still fliming in Korea. I have watched 20 out of 28 episodes, episode 21 will be broadcasted in Korea next saturday.
Last week, the viewership ratings in korea for shining inheritance(40%) beat Boys Over Flowers(29%). I hope it hits 50% next week!
I really love the story line and the cast.
Han Hyo Joo is my new favourite idol and actress. She has won a few best actress awards and newcomer awards in Korea. She doesn't have any sharp features but the more you look at her, the more you think that she is pretty.
Last week, the viewership ratings in korea for shining inheritance(40%) beat Boys Over Flowers(29%). I hope it hits 50% next week!
I really love the story line and the cast.
Han Hyo Joo is my new favourite idol and actress. She has won a few best actress awards and newcomer awards in Korea. She doesn't have any sharp features but the more you look at her, the more you think that she is pretty.
jastubee =)) 10:38 PM.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Face Transplant is never perfect
I have been hearing a few friends, my brother and people online that they will do a full face transplant because they are unsatisfied with their facial features and their complexion.
In fact, face transplant can never give you what you expected. Normally face transplant is for people whose faces are disfigured. Your face is not even disfigured why did you want to change your whole face?
Here are examples of people who each needs a face transplant. The final results even though are still not perfect but at least they are still pleasant to look at. But for you, I don't think you will want this result, as you expect to look like a beauty queen after a face transplant.
"Doctors made history in 1994 when they performed the first human face reattachment. 9 year old Sandeep Kaur’s hair was caught in the threshing machine as she was chopping grass in northern India, tearing her entire face, scalp and hair off. Sandeep’s family put her face in a bag and drove her to the hospital, where surgeons performed surgery to reattach her face and scalp."
(http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/face-transplants-the-new-reality/weird-science)
Long hair can be dangerous, if you hair get caught in a spinning fan, it can pull your whole skin out of your body.
"Mr Coler's face had been horribly disfigured by Von Recklinghausen's disease, a rare genetic disorder.
But a team of French surgeons, headed by Professor Laurent Lantieri, gave him a new lease on life"
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1582576/Tumour-sufferer-has-face-transplant.html)
"Mrs. Culp was shot in the face by her husband. The shotgun blast shattered her nose, cheeks, the roof of her mouth and an eye. She underwent 30 operations prior to the face transplant on December 10, 2008. Surgeon Maria Siemionow led a team of doctors in a 22-hour operation which replaced 80 percent of Culp's face with the face from another woman who had recently died. "
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connie_Culp)
"James Maki, age 59. He lost his nose, upper lip, cheeks, roof of his mouth, with associated muscles, bones and nerves after falling onto the electrified third rail at a Boston subway station in 2005. In May 2009 he made a public media appearance and declared he was happy with the result. "
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face_transplant)
Some other pictures of "elephant man".
Small Nose, high nose bridge
Big Eyes, double eyelid, huge pupil
Thick Lips like Angelina Jolie
No holes on your cheeks, smooth complexion, no pimples and no oily face
No wrinkles, no moles
Thick and long Eyebrown
These are what you expect right? I can never find somebody who has the perfect face, but if you did find someone with a perfect face, most probably she has undergone plastic surgery and not a face transplant.
Please read more about face transplant before saying you want to go for a face transplant, plastic surgery will be more appropriate.
According to reconstructive plastic surgeon, he said that facial transplantation plastic surgery offers great hope for those who suffer from severe facial disfigurement.
Your face is pleasant and you look better than anyone else, why are you still unsatisfied with your face?
Anyway, it is up to you if you want plastic surgery but please don't say that you want a face transplant, the pictures shown in this entry is clear enough to define facial transplantation.
A simpler way of saying is, a disgured face is not equal to "does-not-have-any-sharp-facial-feature" face.
In fact, face transplant can never give you what you expected. Normally face transplant is for people whose faces are disfigured. Your face is not even disfigured why did you want to change your whole face?
Here are examples of people who each needs a face transplant. The final results even though are still not perfect but at least they are still pleasant to look at. But for you, I don't think you will want this result, as you expect to look like a beauty queen after a face transplant.
"Doctors made history in 1994 when they performed the first human face reattachment. 9 year old Sandeep Kaur’s hair was caught in the threshing machine as she was chopping grass in northern India, tearing her entire face, scalp and hair off. Sandeep’s family put her face in a bag and drove her to the hospital, where surgeons performed surgery to reattach her face and scalp."
(http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/face-transplants-the-new-reality/weird-science)
Long hair can be dangerous, if you hair get caught in a spinning fan, it can pull your whole skin out of your body.
"Mr Coler's face had been horribly disfigured by Von Recklinghausen's disease, a rare genetic disorder.
But a team of French surgeons, headed by Professor Laurent Lantieri, gave him a new lease on life"
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1582576/Tumour-sufferer-has-face-transplant.html)
"Mrs. Culp was shot in the face by her husband. The shotgun blast shattered her nose, cheeks, the roof of her mouth and an eye. She underwent 30 operations prior to the face transplant on December 10, 2008. Surgeon Maria Siemionow led a team of doctors in a 22-hour operation which replaced 80 percent of Culp's face with the face from another woman who had recently died. "
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connie_Culp)
"James Maki, age 59. He lost his nose, upper lip, cheeks, roof of his mouth, with associated muscles, bones and nerves after falling onto the electrified third rail at a Boston subway station in 2005. In May 2009 he made a public media appearance and declared he was happy with the result. "
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face_transplant)
Some other pictures of "elephant man".
Small Nose, high nose bridge
Big Eyes, double eyelid, huge pupil
Thick Lips like Angelina Jolie
No holes on your cheeks, smooth complexion, no pimples and no oily face
No wrinkles, no moles
Thick and long Eyebrown
These are what you expect right? I can never find somebody who has the perfect face, but if you did find someone with a perfect face, most probably she has undergone plastic surgery and not a face transplant.
Please read more about face transplant before saying you want to go for a face transplant, plastic surgery will be more appropriate.
According to reconstructive plastic surgeon, he said that facial transplantation plastic surgery offers great hope for those who suffer from severe facial disfigurement.
Your face is pleasant and you look better than anyone else, why are you still unsatisfied with your face?
Anyway, it is up to you if you want plastic surgery but please don't say that you want a face transplant, the pictures shown in this entry is clear enough to define facial transplantation.
A simpler way of saying is, a disgured face is not equal to "does-not-have-any-sharp-facial-feature" face.
jastubee =)) 10:08 PM.
Friday, June 26, 2009
SNSD - Tell Me Your Wish (Genie)
I wonder why korean girls are beauitful.
Their latest Music video! I prefer this song to "gee". They just launched their single and they are first in the charts! You might get a nose bleed after watching this video.
Their latest Music video! I prefer this song to "gee". They just launched their single and they are first in the charts! You might get a nose bleed after watching this video.
jastubee =)) 10:16 PM.
Michael Jackson is the pop music legend
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson
On June 25, 2009, Jackson reportedly collapsed at a rented home in Holmby Hills in Los Angeles. After he collapsed, Jackson's personal physician, with him at the time, attempted to resuscitate him.[ Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a 911 call at 12:21 pm (PST), arriving nine minutes later. Jackson was reportedly not breathing and CPR was performed.
Resuscitation efforts continued both en route to the UCLA Medical Center, and after arrival at approximately 1:14 pm (20:14 UTC), for a further hour. Jackson remained in a coma and died shortly after arrival.] He was noted to have already been in cardiac arrest by the paramedics who attended his house. Jackson was pronounced dead at about 2:26 pm local time.
When somebody has a heart attack, CPR must be done within 6 minutes, but CPR is only performed 9 minutes later in this case. I know it is impossible for the ambulance to teleport to Jackson's place, but if there is a teleportation device, more lives can be saved.
Fans mourn for Michael Jackson, his 50 sold-out concerts are all cancelled. From this video, the news reporter stated that the concert tickets are sold out at a rate of 11 tickets PER SECOND!
I teared when I watched this video about the history of Michael Jackson, he has really suffered alot of setbacks but still promised his fans that he is making a comeback. Argh... why did he die?
His record sales has increased tremendously right after his death too, but who gets the money?
On June 25, 2009, Jackson reportedly collapsed at a rented home in Holmby Hills in Los Angeles. After he collapsed, Jackson's personal physician, with him at the time, attempted to resuscitate him.[ Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a 911 call at 12:21 pm (PST), arriving nine minutes later. Jackson was reportedly not breathing and CPR was performed.
Resuscitation efforts continued both en route to the UCLA Medical Center, and after arrival at approximately 1:14 pm (20:14 UTC), for a further hour. Jackson remained in a coma and died shortly after arrival.] He was noted to have already been in cardiac arrest by the paramedics who attended his house. Jackson was pronounced dead at about 2:26 pm local time.
When somebody has a heart attack, CPR must be done within 6 minutes, but CPR is only performed 9 minutes later in this case. I know it is impossible for the ambulance to teleport to Jackson's place, but if there is a teleportation device, more lives can be saved.
Fans mourn for Michael Jackson, his 50 sold-out concerts are all cancelled. From this video, the news reporter stated that the concert tickets are sold out at a rate of 11 tickets PER SECOND!
I teared when I watched this video about the history of Michael Jackson, he has really suffered alot of setbacks but still promised his fans that he is making a comeback. Argh... why did he die?
His record sales has increased tremendously right after his death too, but who gets the money?
jastubee =)) 7:29 PM.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Sanitary Pad = H1N1 mask
220 Confirmed H1N1 cases in Singapore. Are you ready to wear a mask on the streets or to work?
I saw some pushcarts and shops in shopping centres selling those blue paper mask. Many people have purchased them and companies have mass purchased those masks for emergency.
Today, as usual, I am still filing 30 years of documents, sales and purchase, mortgage, lawyer's letters and alot more related to property and real estate. I wanted to refill my stapler so I searched the whole "room".
Why room? This small company is actually in a small room. -.-
The whole place is dusty and after digging 30 years of documents, I have dust and dead insects all over my body. Most of the papers are yellow too. I think many girls will not like this job especially if you care alot about hygiene. I am a MAN, so I won't give up even if I think I should give up, I was given a challenge, so I must conquer it. Even my uncle bosses wonder if I am a man when they saw me carrying documents up to my face and told me, "Xiao Mei Mei, take little bit la, later your hand break, jialiat liao hor."
My hands had a lot of scratch marks too but they are not painful.
I opened a few drawers to find stapler bullets, while finding, I was surprised to find a drawer full of "sanitary pads"
Shock?
haha, nope, those sanitary pads are actually MASKS.
But my first thought was, are those sanitary pads?
I saw this mask and I really think it looks like a liner or those Day Sanitary pad without wings. In this picture, it looks like those cold pads or those cold gel patch that you paste over your forehead when you have a fever.
With some curvature to the mask and some printed flowers, a sanitary pad is formed! Tadaa!
Then I had this disgusting thought.
Can a mask become a substitute for sanitary pads? Like maybe in the future, everybody has to wear a mask because the outbreak of H1N1 got so serious and the situation worsen.
Your period came but you have forgotten to bring your sanitary pad or liner, while thinking about what to do:
Tissue papers absorb too much water and get crumpled.
$2 note as a sanitary pad is super dumb unless you are that rich.
Heck care and reveal to the whole world that you are bleeding right there.
???
Why not.....
Use the mask on your face! Tang Tang!
It is not entirely made of paper and it has some waterproof layer on some parts of the mask.
This mask as shown below will be the most effective as a sanitary pad because it can collect alot more "goods" but please don't wear a tight jeans. You will look as if you have a huge toot in there.
Conversely, you can wear your sanitary pad as a mask. The 2 flaps can cover your nostrils and chin, what a great idea!
Really sorry for this nonsensical post, but you all should know that I can't stop my nonsense.
Whenever I talk cock, these people will reply these sentecnes.
Isaac: You are lame!
Felicia: Nonsense la you!
Jude: You are full of shit!
Shi Yun: T.T
This guy(a director?) was supposed to demonstrate how to wear the mask but he failed terribly at first. Hilarious! If he is a hospital director, I can faint right now.
I saw some pushcarts and shops in shopping centres selling those blue paper mask. Many people have purchased them and companies have mass purchased those masks for emergency.
Today, as usual, I am still filing 30 years of documents, sales and purchase, mortgage, lawyer's letters and alot more related to property and real estate. I wanted to refill my stapler so I searched the whole "room".
Why room? This small company is actually in a small room. -.-
The whole place is dusty and after digging 30 years of documents, I have dust and dead insects all over my body. Most of the papers are yellow too. I think many girls will not like this job especially if you care alot about hygiene. I am a MAN, so I won't give up even if I think I should give up, I was given a challenge, so I must conquer it. Even my uncle bosses wonder if I am a man when they saw me carrying documents up to my face and told me, "Xiao Mei Mei, take little bit la, later your hand break, jialiat liao hor."
My hands had a lot of scratch marks too but they are not painful.
I opened a few drawers to find stapler bullets, while finding, I was surprised to find a drawer full of "sanitary pads"
Shock?
haha, nope, those sanitary pads are actually MASKS.
But my first thought was, are those sanitary pads?
I saw this mask and I really think it looks like a liner or those Day Sanitary pad without wings. In this picture, it looks like those cold pads or those cold gel patch that you paste over your forehead when you have a fever.
With some curvature to the mask and some printed flowers, a sanitary pad is formed! Tadaa!
Then I had this disgusting thought.
Can a mask become a substitute for sanitary pads? Like maybe in the future, everybody has to wear a mask because the outbreak of H1N1 got so serious and the situation worsen.
Your period came but you have forgotten to bring your sanitary pad or liner, while thinking about what to do:
Tissue papers absorb too much water and get crumpled.
$2 note as a sanitary pad is super dumb unless you are that rich.
Heck care and reveal to the whole world that you are bleeding right there.
???
Why not.....
Use the mask on your face! Tang Tang!
It is not entirely made of paper and it has some waterproof layer on some parts of the mask.
This mask as shown below will be the most effective as a sanitary pad because it can collect alot more "goods" but please don't wear a tight jeans. You will look as if you have a huge toot in there.
Conversely, you can wear your sanitary pad as a mask. The 2 flaps can cover your nostrils and chin, what a great idea!
Really sorry for this nonsensical post, but you all should know that I can't stop my nonsense.
Whenever I talk cock, these people will reply these sentecnes.
Isaac: You are lame!
Felicia: Nonsense la you!
Jude: You are full of shit!
Shi Yun: T.T
This guy(a director?) was supposed to demonstrate how to wear the mask but he failed terribly at first. Hilarious! If he is a hospital director, I can faint right now.
jastubee =)) 8:41 PM.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
My love for you will never change
Why are you so special to me?
1. Your cheerfulness makes my day.
2. The food you cook are always most enjoyable and tasty.
3. Times spent with you are the most memorable in my life.
4. You took great care of me when I fall sick.
5. The way you look at me and your beautiful eyes always tell me that you love me.
6. You massage my back when I am tired.
7. You give me the best encouragement when I am feeling down.
8. You always make me want to do something special for you.
9. You always renew your love for me like no one else does.
10. The more you run away when you are shy, the more I want to chase after you to let you know how much I love you.
11. You always pick the nicest clothing for me.
12. Your ability to cook and do housework makes me know that you are my perfect wife.
13. You don't feel embarrassed when you look unglam in front of me, all the more I feel that I am used to it.
14. Your determination in everything you do shows me that you will do everything to maintain your love for me.
15. You always give me a portion of your food because you are afraid that mine will not be filling.
16. I feel so loved whenever you call me Darbee.
17. Your kiss has always been the sweetest.
18. You always hold my hand tightly because you don't want to let go of me.
19. You always put a lot of effort in dolling up yourself whenever we go out.
20. You always seek my opinions before purchasing clothes because you want to appear in the nicest outfit when you are with me.
21. You make sure that the fan is always blowing at me to prevent me from perspiring.
22. You always lie on my shoulder when you sleep in the bus.
23. You always tell me how much you want to get married to me.
24. You always want the best for me.
25. The things that you hand made for me are the most precious things I ever had.
26. You have changed me into a better person since last time.
27. It is you who let me realise the true meaning of love.
There are really too many things for me to write down here as to why I love you so much. You have been by my side all these while and renewing your love for me each day. I truly want to thank you for everything that you have done for me.
Let us continue to work hard for each other and make our love even stronger and deeper as time passes.
I love you Baybee.
1. Your cheerfulness makes my day.
2. The food you cook are always most enjoyable and tasty.
3. Times spent with you are the most memorable in my life.
4. You took great care of me when I fall sick.
5. The way you look at me and your beautiful eyes always tell me that you love me.
6. You massage my back when I am tired.
7. You give me the best encouragement when I am feeling down.
8. You always make me want to do something special for you.
9. You always renew your love for me like no one else does.
10. The more you run away when you are shy, the more I want to chase after you to let you know how much I love you.
11. You always pick the nicest clothing for me.
12. Your ability to cook and do housework makes me know that you are my perfect wife.
13. You don't feel embarrassed when you look unglam in front of me, all the more I feel that I am used to it.
14. Your determination in everything you do shows me that you will do everything to maintain your love for me.
15. You always give me a portion of your food because you are afraid that mine will not be filling.
16. I feel so loved whenever you call me Darbee.
17. Your kiss has always been the sweetest.
18. You always hold my hand tightly because you don't want to let go of me.
19. You always put a lot of effort in dolling up yourself whenever we go out.
20. You always seek my opinions before purchasing clothes because you want to appear in the nicest outfit when you are with me.
21. You make sure that the fan is always blowing at me to prevent me from perspiring.
22. You always lie on my shoulder when you sleep in the bus.
23. You always tell me how much you want to get married to me.
24. You always want the best for me.
25. The things that you hand made for me are the most precious things I ever had.
26. You have changed me into a better person since last time.
27. It is you who let me realise the true meaning of love.
There are really too many things for me to write down here as to why I love you so much. You have been by my side all these while and renewing your love for me each day. I truly want to thank you for everything that you have done for me.
Let us continue to work hard for each other and make our love even stronger and deeper as time passes.
I love you Baybee.
jastubee =)) 11:56 PM.
Monday, June 22, 2009
I realised Singlish is so funny...
Ok, it is only today that I found out that Singlish is hilarious! Why? I have been speaking singlish since young but why didn't I realise it was funny?
Today it was my first day at work in a company managed by uncles who are above 50 years old. Compared to the previous company that I have worked last week, this company has no pantry, no polar distilled water, but there are messy tables, insufficient office stationery and 2 computers...
My job scope is quite boring, I prefer my previous job when I am assigned to do so many different jobs and I love to reveal my full potential when I am working. Currently, this job which is just filing and data entry, there is a limited chance for me to gain experience or learn something new. Both jobs are $8 per hour, first job from an ANG MO company, this job from a SINGLISH cum HOKKEIN company.
I laughed alot today because I kept hearing the uncles bosses speaking broken english combine with chinese, malay and hokkein. In one sentence, I hear 4 different languages and dialects.
I wanted to ask them to audition for Jack Neo's movie because they can speak PERFECT SINGLISH. Even better than me! I should have recorded their conversations, you can laugh while scratching your backside, hoo haha hoo haha.
Many of you have heard this hilarious video about Singapore's singlish. But today I have heard even more funny singlish conversations!
I would like to give an example but I couldn't remember, even if I try to give an example it won't be funny because my uncle bosses still say it the best.
1st exmaple: Boss talking to Singapore Power
Uncle boss: Hello SP Power? My tenant hor dropped a wire from the 25th floor to the 18th floor, is illegal lah, then hor we want you to ask your people come check and tell him about the health, eh no the fire hazaard. We complain to the tenant no use, he want fight us, so we need you people hor to come help tell him la.
Singapore Power: Er..May I know who is that?
Uncle boss: Eh, sorlee sorlee, forget to say, haha. I am ******* from **********, so you can call those people come anot.
There are alot of sentences with hokkein (like lim bei and more..) and chinese but I have forgotten, will definitely memorise their funny sentences tomorrow.
Maybe it is the uncle accent that they have that makes singlish sounds funny, even if an ah beng speaks singlish, I doubt it would be funny. Uncle's singlish is still the best!
It is a huge jump from an ANG MO company to this company, my previous ang mo colleagues even asked me to teach them singlish, I think I should ask my uncle bosses to teach them instead! haha.
To Singapore gamers, you will understand this comic, haha.
Today it was my first day at work in a company managed by uncles who are above 50 years old. Compared to the previous company that I have worked last week, this company has no pantry, no polar distilled water, but there are messy tables, insufficient office stationery and 2 computers...
My job scope is quite boring, I prefer my previous job when I am assigned to do so many different jobs and I love to reveal my full potential when I am working. Currently, this job which is just filing and data entry, there is a limited chance for me to gain experience or learn something new. Both jobs are $8 per hour, first job from an ANG MO company, this job from a SINGLISH cum HOKKEIN company.
I laughed alot today because I kept hearing the uncles bosses speaking broken english combine with chinese, malay and hokkein. In one sentence, I hear 4 different languages and dialects.
I wanted to ask them to audition for Jack Neo's movie because they can speak PERFECT SINGLISH. Even better than me! I should have recorded their conversations, you can laugh while scratching your backside, hoo haha hoo haha.
Many of you have heard this hilarious video about Singapore's singlish. But today I have heard even more funny singlish conversations!
I would like to give an example but I couldn't remember, even if I try to give an example it won't be funny because my uncle bosses still say it the best.
1st exmaple: Boss talking to Singapore Power
Uncle boss: Hello SP Power? My tenant hor dropped a wire from the 25th floor to the 18th floor, is illegal lah, then hor we want you to ask your people come check and tell him about the health, eh no the fire hazaard. We complain to the tenant no use, he want fight us, so we need you people hor to come help tell him la.
Singapore Power: Er..May I know who is that?
Uncle boss: Eh, sorlee sorlee, forget to say, haha. I am ******* from **********, so you can call those people come anot.
There are alot of sentences with hokkein (like lim bei and more..) and chinese but I have forgotten, will definitely memorise their funny sentences tomorrow.
Maybe it is the uncle accent that they have that makes singlish sounds funny, even if an ah beng speaks singlish, I doubt it would be funny. Uncle's singlish is still the best!
It is a huge jump from an ANG MO company to this company, my previous ang mo colleagues even asked me to teach them singlish, I think I should ask my uncle bosses to teach them instead! haha.
To Singapore gamers, you will understand this comic, haha.
jastubee =)) 8:53 PM.
